Wand Wranglers
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Movies, Observations on December 29th, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
He'll give you hogwarts
Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from the Harry Potter books. He’s a wizard, Order of Merlin First Class. He’s also gay.
Gandalf the White doesn't care about Labor Day
This is Gandalf the White from The Lord of the Rings. He’s played by the actor Ian McKellan. Ian is, in fact, not a wizard at all. But he is a homosexual.
Ain't NASCAR just grand?
This is a redneck. He thinks the Grand Wizard is a swell guy. I wonder if he’s aware of the pattern I’ve discovered among wizards…
