Afishionados,

I’ve been preparing for a psychology test tomorrow and to say that it’s been an excruciatingly dull couple of hours does not do proper justice to the the abysmal magnitude of boredom that I have experienced. I began with the history of psychology…. ZZZZZzzzzzz….. Oh, shit, sorry. I fell asleep again. From there, I moved on to a repeat of 8th grade anatomy of nerves and how senses work. Apparently nothing has changed since then, as my visual senses have demonstrated. The only redeeming portion (if such a thing exists) is the bit about Freud. The guy may well be full of shit, but at least his bizarre theories of sex and aggression are more interesting than reading about how the sense of smell is converted to a neural pulse. Unfortunately, the textbook leaves out all the good parts about Freud’s cocaine use.

The material is so uninteresting to me that I have created this chart to help you better understand:

The designer in me wants to make this into a shirt and wear it to class just to see what would happen.