Anus Shaver
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Family, Food, Humor, Observations, Oddities on January 13th, 2010 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Delicious Hunan Chicken
Went out for Chinese with mom tonight. I was enjoying my hunan chicken when I overhear a portion of an elderly couple’s conversation.
…Anus shaver, with her husband. I think they did it together.
I stopped eating immediately and looked at mom.
“What the hell are they talking about?”
“What do you mean?”
“She just said ‘anus shaver’, didn’t she?”
Mom snorts on a pepper from her hunan shrimp.
“Anice Shaffer. She said Anice Shaffer!”
“Oh. Oops.”
