Constipated people don't give a shit.

Not the Change I Wanted

Posted in Assholes, Bullshit, Current Events, Help!, Humor, Insanity, Make Believe, News, Space, Stupid on February 1st, 2010 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Constellation Program

Obama’s 2011 budget plans would scrap NASA’s Constellation space program that I am rather fond of. No doubt the plan is to use the money saved for a public healthcare option.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Yea, right. Sorry, what the hell was I thinking.

We’re just going to waste it on other shit like the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. After all, someone’s gotta continue to bless the camel jockeys with the gift of democracy. Clearly the wars are more important than things like public healthcare in this country or space exploration. I bet if the Moon had an earthquake we’d go there. Or weapons of mass destruction. Of course, even if we DID think the Moon had weapons of mass destruction, we wouldn’t be able to find them.

Therefore, because of my disappointment, I have no other choice but to do something like this:

It had to be done...

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A Macnificent Anniversary

Posted in Apple Mac, Awesome, Current Events, News on January 24th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

The first Mac

The Mac turns 25 today. And what better way to celebrate than to elect a Mac user to the White House?

The first black president

Woo hoo!

Our first president who is black

Found the White House’s tech to be whack

Unlike John McCain

Who finds gadgets a pain

Obama’s a user of Mac!

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