Afishionados,
Joey Polanski likes Nested Egg Dolls.
Joey shoves these up his buttski
And he likes little girls.
Joey's Favorite Book
So I found him the perfect gift today:
The Perfect Giftski for Joey Polanski
Hamov vodker, ol’ palski!
Afishionados,
Jozafat and Majewski Polanski on the old shipski
On this day in the early 1900s, Jozafat and his homunculus, Majewski, are the first Polanski immigrants to settle and start a new life in America. Unfortunately, due to anti-Semitic locals and a failure to communicate, Jozafat struggles to find work due to constantly introducing his homunculus by stating, “This here’s Majewski.”
Afishiondaos,
The Other OTHER Lil' Bastard
The homunculus, atop his chair
Stared out of his win-dow
He pulled the curtain back and said,
“HEY! Where the fuck is Joe?”
Afishionados,
A very rare photograph of Joey Polanski and his homunculus hot on the trail during a PSI investigation.
Afishionados,
Mike’s bitching about having to move from Michigan to Texas. He’s having a hard time adjusting to Texas’ Mandatory Homosexual Act of 1845 that states all male citizens of Texas must turn gay if they wish to reside there. Anyway, he’s asking his female blog readers (a.k.a. his mother) to submit photos of themselves to help him cope. I offered to send him a photo of Joey and me (not a naked one, I don’t want to get Mike too excited, after all…) and he shrugs it off as though such a thing weren’t possible!
Well, as it turns out, Joey and I go way back. In fact, we go back further than just bloggin’. I might be the only one who’s actually met Joey Polanski in person. I never told anyone about this before, but Joey and I used to serve in the Marines together. We fought in Vietnam together, and I happen to have a photo of the two of us together:
So, there you have it, nonbelievers. Photographic proof that Private Joey “Pinky” Polanski and I can, in fact, be photographed together. This is one of my favorite photos. We both agreed that I’d carry all the guns and that he’d carry the bag of porn.
I’ll leave it up to Joey to share all our war stories.
Afishionados,
The sequel to the 2006 Summer Blockbuster! And an Grammy-winning soundtrack by Morgovudka!
And seriously, Joey: Where art thou?
Afishionados,
With a situation this fucked up, we need an experienced fuck up to lead us. Vote Polanski on November 4th.
UPDATE per the request of Mr. Presidenski himself:
Afishionados,
The Polanski Party is gonna have their convention any day now. Show your support for your favorite Pole by wearing a shiny new Joey ‘08 campaign button. Please help by donating to the Polanski Party. A small portion of the proceeds will go towards helping to find a cure for Republicanism .
Afishionados,
Lotsa folks out there are big supporters of Barack Obama. They’ve all got their reasons, but I’m here to ask you just one question:
Is another black man in Washington D.C. begging for change really what this country needs?
Do the right thing. Vote Polanski.
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