The Stirling & Cooper building has a lot of windows. They were just cleaned this week, and perhaps too well.

A now dead but formerly dumb bird

What is more likely, however, is that the birds are just trying to fucking kill me as usual. Well, TOO BAD, SUCKERS! MUWHAHAHA!!! They can’t get me inside. But that doesn’t stop them from exploring the compound for structural weaknesses. Three other birds were killed at the other end of the building about a day after this sonovabitch.

R.I.P. Motherfucker

The fifth one this week was my favorite. Not the bird, mind you. Fuck no, I hate all birds. It’s my favorite because it smashed its head into the glass, thus providing the perfect photo opportunity thanks to a Halloween decoration. Bits of his feathers are still stuck to the glass. Nice, try, asshole, but you’ll never take me alive!

Crows

These guys, however…