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I Should Have Been Specific

Posted in Birds, Bullshit, Evil, Humor, Poetry on November 12th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

The wrong kind of hooter

The wrong kind of hooter

Just outside my window

It seems I’ve got a guest.

An owl that wasn’t there before

Has gone and built a nest.

I asked Spaghetti Monster for

The best hooters he could find

Instead I got this fuckin’ owl

That’s not what I had in mind.

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