Jozafat and Majewski Polanski on the old shipski

On this day in the early 1900s, Jozafat and his homunculus, Majewski, are the first Polanski immigrants to settle and start a new life in America. Unfortunately, due to anti-Semitic locals and a failure to communicate, Jozafat struggles to find work due to constantly introducing his homunculus by stating, “This here’s Majewski.”

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The homunculus, atop his chair

Stared out of his win-dow

He pulled the curtain back and said,

“HEY! Where the fuck is Joe?”

I signed up for the abnormal psychology class at Polanski University for the summer. It’s only been a week since classes started, but we’re already discussing the homunculus and the effects on the brain.

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A very rare photograph of Joey Polanski and his homunculus hot on the trail during a PSI investigation.