Okay, okay, I take it back. UnFuck You!

This Day in History

Posted in Buddies, Bullshit, Duh, Humor on November 12th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Jozafat and Majewski Polanski on the old shipski

Jozafat and Majewski Polanski on the old shipski

On this day in the early 1900s, Jozafat and his homunculus, Majewski, are the first Polanski immigrants to settle and start a new life in America. Unfortunately, due to anti-Semitic locals and a failure to communicate, Jozafat struggles to find work due to constantly introducing his homunculus by stating, “This here’s Majewski.”

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The Other OTHER Lil’ Bastard

Posted in Buddies, Bullshit, Humor, Poetry on September 28th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishiondaos,

The Other OTHER Lil Bastard

The Other OTHER Lil' Bastard

The homunculus, atop his chair

Stared out of his win-dow

He pulled the curtain back and said,

“HEY! Where the fuck is Joe?”

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Psychology 101ski

Posted in Buddies, Bullshit, College, Humor on June 29th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

I signed up for the abnormal psychology class at Polanski University for the summer. It’s only been a week since classes started, but we’re already discussing the homunculus and the effects on the brain.

Homunculus on the Brain
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Polanski Show Investigations

Posted in Buddies, Humor, Plugs on May 9th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Joey and his homunculus

A very rare photograph of Joey Polanski and his homunculus hot on the trail during a PSI investigation.

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