I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

King of the Pushups

Posted in Buddies, Fuck it, Humor, Observations, Poetry, Truthiness on June 12th, 2010 by Atlas Cerise

Joey,

RIPPED!!!

King of the Pushups

I cruise Colorado in my pickup

Looking for rocks I can kick up.

I’ve five reasons it’s true

That I’m tougher than you!

I just wish I could get my dick up.

Dang, I posted this one late. Time for me to DOZE OFF!

–Atlas Sleepski