The Mullets of Mayberry
Posted in Family, Life, Mind Wandering, Nostalgia, Observations, Sports, Travels on September 3rd, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
I grew up in a small town
But I’ve since moved away
I’m headed up this weekend
To watch the Indians play.
Some have said my hometown’s quaint
And some might find it charming
I find it fucking boring as
There’s nothing much but farming.
While driving through the country roads
I passed a bunch of locals
In NASCAR shirts with Mullet cuts
They’re hillbillies and yokels.
I’m only up this weekend
For the game and family
On Sunday I am heading home
And that’s just fine by me.
