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Sick Daze

Posted in Evil, Family, Help!, Medicine, Nasty, Poetry on November 11th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

I am sick

Afishionados,

My niece and nephew came to town
And one of them was sickly
It seems that I have caught the bug
Which made me ill quite quickly.

At first it was a runny nose
And stuffed up head with aches
Today I feel a whole lot worse
Which is why I’m still awake.

This afternoon while sitting down
Near the end of my last class
I felt my inner guts explode
I had to shit real fast.

10 more hours have gone by
My insides ripped and slaughtered
I can’t seem to keep food down
And I keep shitting water.

I just threw up into the sink
I feel a little better
I hope that I recover soon
My pants can’t get much wetter.