Because I Love U
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Food, Holidays, Humor, Oddities, Stupid on February 8th, 2010 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,

Heart-Shaped but Shit Flavored
Because I love each and every one of U, I have decided to show you just how much by buying you your very own pizza. My favorite pizza shop in the whole wide world has a special right now featuring heart-shaped pizzas. You’re gonna love ‘em, I swear1.
1I’m lying. They taste like shit.
