You could singlehandedly make my dreams come true. Or you could use both hands.

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Posted in Assholes, Bullshit, Current Events, Duh, Humor, Poetry, Religion, Stupid, Truthiness on May 7th, 2010 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

George Rekers

George Rekers: dick sucker

I’m religious and I’m anti-gay!

I’m hetero and that’s how I’ll stay!

Wait, WHAT did you see?

WHO was with me?

Ummm… Don’t ask and don’t tell, okay?

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