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King of the Pushups

Posted in Buddies, Fuck it, Humor, Observations, Poetry, Truthiness on June 12th, 2010 by Atlas Cerise

Joey,

RIPPED!!!

King of the Pushups

I cruise Colorado in my pickup

Looking for rocks I can kick up.

I’ve five reasons it’s true

That I’m tougher than you!

I just wish I could get my dick up.

Dang, I posted this one late. Time for me to DOZE OFF!

–Atlas Sleepski