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King of the Pushups

Joey,

King of the Pushups

I cruise Colorado in my pickup

Looking for rocks I can kick up.

I’ve five reasons it’s true

That I’m tougher than you!

I just wish I could get my dick up.

Dang, I posted this one late. Time for me to DOZE OFF!

–Atlas Sleepski

This entry was posted on Saturday, June 12th, 2010 at 1:35 am and is filed under Buddies, Fuck it, Humor, Observations, Poetry, Truthiness. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

2 Responses to “King of the Pushups”

1. Joey Polanski says:

   June 12, 2010 at 11:45 am

   “The King of th Push Ups”?  No way

   Woud THAT I be able to say!

   But maybe — a-HA!

   If I were a BRA,

   Id be doin push-ups all day!
2. Biceps Mulligan says:

   June 12, 2010 at 10:23 pm

   I know none o you here believes,

   But its one o my greatest pet peeves,

   That my muscles so flex

   When Im eatin Corn Chex,

   That they rip through my goshdangd shirtsleeves.