My Nuts
Afishionados,
I love my nuts, and you would too. They’re of the exclusive “black label”, which pretty much means my nuts are larger and more prestigious than most. My nuts are full of flavor, and believe me when I tell you that you’d love to have them in your mouth to slowly suck on. My nuts aren’t overly salty, and have a unique taste that can be enjoyed by almost anyone. I simply cannot recommend my nuts highly enough.
So…
What do you say?
You want to try my lovely nuts?
My Nuts
I’ll take a handful, Rentboy.
George: You sure you want a handful after Joey’s had his mouf all over ‘em?
I’d like to try your nuts Atlas
nursemyra: Nibble away, punkin.
Thatll get Punkin to pukin.
Hey Atlas, my nuts are black too!!!! Arf!!! Where the F*** is coon?????
I bet yer nuts are quite a hit on Big Block o Cheese Day.
Joey: I’m giving her a gag order.
Georgie: Coons have black nuts, too, don’t they?
Andrew Jackson: If your nuts have cheese, you should see a doctor.
I’m worried that they’re ‘seasoned’.
Anaglyph: Yea, mating seasoned.
Better hope they’re not hunting seasoned.
You know, I don’t think I’ve seen nuts like that in Fracskatchewan.