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Because I Love U

Afishionados,

Heart-Shaped but Shit Flavored

Because I love each and every one of U, I have decided to show you just how much by buying you your very own pizza. My favorite pizza shop in the whole wide world has a special right now featuring heart-shaped pizzas. You’re gonna love ‘em, I swear¹.

¹I’m lying. They taste like shit.

Tags: Papa Murphy's Pizza, shitty taste, Stupid, Where is FTC?

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4 Responses to “Because I Love U”

1. nursemyra says:

   February 9, 2010 at 5:46 am

   You even taste tested one for us? My, that’s what I call dedication
2. Joey Polanski says:

   February 12, 2010 at 1:35 am

   Hey, Smawrt Guy …

   There are people tryin to make a livin, makin em pizzas.

   I dont want you makin any more remawrks about th pizza place.
3. anaglyph says:

   February 13, 2010 at 7:10 pm

   Yeah, I’m with Joey. If you have a problem with them pizzas, why don’t you got to pizza Hut and leave those hardworking Irish folks alone.

   (PS – The Robert Downey Jr makeover was pretty successful, eh?)
4. Colonel Colonel says:

   February 22, 2010 at 7:16 pm

   It needs cherries. And maybe some taco sauce.