Afishionados,
Been AWOL for family reasons. Been doing lots of drinking.
You know, instead of hanging out with Anaglyph, Joey, and Yuliya.
Afishionados,
Heart-Shaped but Shit Flavored
Because I love each and every one of U, I have decided to show you just how much by buying you your very own pizza. My favorite pizza shop in the whole wide world has a special right now featuring heart-shaped pizzas. You’re gonna love ‘em, I swear1.
1I’m lying. They taste like shit.
Afishionados,
Obama’s 2011 budget plans would scrap NASA’s Constellation space program that I am rather fond of. No doubt the plan is to use the money saved for a public healthcare option.
HAHAHAHAHA.
Yea, right. Sorry, what the hell was I thinking.
We’re just going to waste it on other shit like the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. After all, someone’s gotta continue to bless the camel jockeys with the gift of democracy. Clearly the wars are more important than things like public healthcare in this country or space exploration. I bet if the Moon had an earthquake we’d go there. Or weapons of mass destruction. Of course, even if we DID think the Moon had weapons of mass destruction, we wouldn’t be able to find them.
Therefore, because of my disappointment, I have no other choice but to do something like this:
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