Campbell Stupe
Afishionados,
Joey has passed along the most urgent of news. Seriously, folks, this is like front page material and should be on all the 24/7 news channels. Heck, I’d go so far as to say it’s THE single-most important story of the year.
Joey sends via The Huffington Post:
A letter from a US Marine captain criticizing Australian women’s clothing, or lack thereof, has prompted angry rebukes from Aussie men and women.
Can you believe this fucking guy? Captain John Campbell has got a lot of guts and a lot of nerve. Seriously, it takes BALLS to join the Marines if you’re a raging homosexual, which John Campbell may very well be. No straight man in his right mind would EVER tell scantily-clad Australian women to cover up! If you click the HP link and read the article, you’ll notice that John Campbell has no complaints about half-naked (or wholly-naked) Australian dudes, just hot Australian chicks.
Here’s what Captain John Campbell probably looks like:
Captain John Campbell, Possibly Gay
I’m embarrassed, folks. Truly. I think the best (and proper) thing for the United States to do is apologize. I’m willing to go that extra mile for my country and apologize to each and every beautiful Australian woman in the whole friggin’ Land of OZ. Yep, I’m all for getting friendly Down Under. If you’re an attractive Australian female and would like an apology, please leave your contact information in the comments below. You may also (and in fact, are encouraged) to attach a scantily-clad photo of yourself. Or two. Or a hundred.
Well, I’d best be off to Australia to clean up this friggin’ mess of Captain John Campbell. I mean, it’s not like this is the first time a NAVY man has to fix a Marine’s fuck up. And someone has to… um… stand up for Miranda and her rights, don’t they?
Miranda Kerr, Hot Australian
This is my gun!
Clothes on hot Aussies?
They should wear none!
Oh, I’m saluting already!
Tags: Australia, Australian women are hot, gay, John Campbell, John Campbell may very well be homosexual, Marines
You should really just focus on posts with pics like the one at the end of this one instead of your usual trip down “Brokeback Memory Lane.”
Yea, or I could follow your lead and post no pictures at all.
I read that article the other day and my first concern was that someone would find out that I was reading the Huffington Post. Now that I’ve outed myself, yeah. That guy’s a total fag.
I always knew you’d come out on my web site.
Are you going to apologize to me for the scantily-clad picture of you that you sent me?
Wow, Missy, so good to see you here! You know, hearing you sing is a lot like listening to a perpetual ocean.
Hamov vodker.
You cant evn SEE her vodker, you Balkan FREAK!
What’s wrong with Aussie chicks who drink vodker? BOTTOMS UP!
There you go RUSSIAN again, Atlas.
That coud lead to premature intoxication.
You should see the sweet pics I put up today.
I’d rather see pics that would put me up today.
The ones on my blog probably wouldn’t b/c they are of chicks. Sorry, dude.
I would like an apology AC. And you’ve already seen photos of scantily clad nursemyra so I won’t be attaching any to this comment