Wand Wranglers
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Movies, Observations on December 29th, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
He'll give you hogwarts
Albus Dumbledore is the Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry from the Harry Potter books. He’s a wizard, Order of Merlin First Class. He’s also gay.
Gandalf the White doesn't care about Labor Day
This is Gandalf the White from The Lord of the Rings. He’s played by the actor Ian McKellan. Ian is, in fact, not a wizard at all. But he is a homosexual.
Ain't NASCAR just grand?
This is a redneck. He thinks the Grand Wizard is a swell guy. I wonder if he’s aware of the pattern I’ve discovered among wizards…
Christmas Eve
Posted in Duh, Holidays, Hot Babes, Humor on December 24th, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Hey, whaddya know?
Christmas Eve
It’s Christmas Eve.
Happy Holidaze
Posted in Bullshit, Family, Holidays, Humor, Nasty, Observations, Oddities, Pets on December 20th, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Christmas time must be here, because the family has been arriving throughout the day (and night). The half of the family that is already here has been scurrying and cleaning for hours now. Doc has been hard at work, tackling the ongoing battle that is the cat litter box. A neat-freak whose pedantry rivals event the best, Doc not only scrubs the shitbox out, but filters and sifts for the tiniest of cat nuggets in much the same way as one might pan for gold. Like Jane Goodall among the apes, I observe from the sidelines and, as best as I can tell, the ultimate goal is to remove even the most miniscule of trinkets and reuse as much litter as possible.
Panning for Cat Shit
Seeing as how Doc is Chinese, I suppose the cat should be glad it gets such exceptional treatment. After all, it could be much worse.
The other white meat.
Which Way Did I Go?
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Oddities, Travels on December 9th, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
On my way to Cincinnati this morning, I felt as though I had temporarily lost my way for a bit. It was almost as if I couldn’t remember who I was, what I was doing, or how I got there. The NPR program on the radio… Had I heard it before? Strange that so many things felt familiar, and yet brand new at the same time. Fortunately, everything came swirling back to me and I regained cognition after just a few miles on the highway. How odd…
Which Way Did I Go?
Nun the Miser
Posted in Duh, Humor, Poetry, Religion on December 5th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise
Nun the Miser
But Sally was not having fun.
She’d asked for a toy
That she’d hoped to enjoy
But instead ended up getting nun.
Come One, Come All!
Posted in Australia, Awesome, Buddies, Bullshit, Holidays, Humor, Insanity, Nasty, Oddities, Plugs, Poetry, Rasputin on December 2nd, 2009 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Come one, come all! Come as many times as you can!
The inmates escaped from white rooms!
They’ve chewed their restraints
And caused many complaints
From the Rev on the day of our doom.
