Afishionados,
Turkey on Thanksgiving is
The dish that’s most preferred.
I thought this year that I would try
A different sort of bird.
I’ve always hoped to try it
My mind can’t help but wonder
Just how friggin GOOD a bird
Might be when from Down Under.
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And now that I have found one
I’m sure it is the best
But now I’m torn, where should I start?
With thigh?
or with a breast?
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As Miranda Kerr removd
Th feathrs that did deck her,
Atlas showd that Aussie bird,
His friggin little peckr.
I’d be starting with a good ol’ munch on the buttcheeks
If it’s Aussie birds you’re seeking
Well, I’ve got the one for you!
Two long legs, a heart of gold
And Australian through and through!
Why does everyone pick on Atlas?
I know I’ve done it too, but I just did because everyone else did.
Happy Thanksgiving, I’ll leave the picking to your dreams of the feather-clad Aussie sirene.
Fear not, Bbilly.
We pick on Atlas bcause hes one o th few who CAN take it, but WONT take it lyin down.
Has someone got a coat for Miranda. It’s awfully cold in here today.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-11-30-polanski_N.htm
Romans in Jail!!!
Some Polanskis jus dont know howta bhave in polite society.
Roman is the black sheep of the clan.