Afishionados,
The dish that’s most preferred.
I thought this year that I would try
I’ve always hoped to try it
My mind can’t help but wonder
Just how friggin GOOD a bird
Might be when from Down Under.
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And now that I have found one
I’m sure it is the best
But now I’m torn, where should I start?
With thigh?
or with a breast?
Afishionados,
I’ve left Sterling Cooper for another job because Sterling Cooper wasn’t as advertised. I’ve been away from the office for about a week now, but one of my former colleagues sent along an image her latest project:
This would make me want to cut my wrists
According to Peggy, she has to cut 22 triangles out of 800 cards. That’s 17,600 triangles, or 52,800 cuts. This is perhaps the biggest reason I left Sterling Cooper in the first place: All I was ever asked to do was stand and cut shit out. And boy am I glad I left before THIS shit started. I don’t know what happened to the “participate in critiques” and the “work on design projects” spiel that was posted on the Sterling Cooper web site because “bitch work” is all I was ever asked to do.
The new gig is off to a good start, but I already miss Miss Holloway. All the time we spent together coming and going, in and out and in and out and in and out at the office…
*Sniff*.
Goodbye, Miss Holloway, you will be missed.
Afishionados,
The wrong kind of hooter
It seems I’ve got a guest.
An owl that wasn’t there before
Has gone and built a nest.
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I asked Spaghetti Monster for
The best hooters he could find
Instead I got this fuckin’ owl
That’s not what I had in mind.
Afishionados,
Jozafat and Majewski Polanski on the old shipski
On this day in the early 1900s, Jozafat and his homunculus, Majewski, are the first Polanski immigrants to settle and start a new life in America. Unfortunately, due to anti-Semitic locals and a failure to communicate, Jozafat struggles to find work due to constantly introducing his homunculus by stating, “This here’s Majewski.”
Afishionados,
The holidays are approaching and stress levels seem to to increase as that happens. At least in my family. We don’t do a single holiday without a good fight over something really retarded. Anyhow, intrepid Afishionado Simply C. might just have the solution in getting the family to chill the fuck out:
Better than the Man Chowder
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