The Fuckers Can’t Get Me Inside!
Afishionados,
The Stirling & Cooper building has a lot of windows. They were just cleaned this week, and perhaps too well.
A now dead but formerly dumb bird
What is more likely, however, is that the birds are just trying to fucking kill me as usual. Well, TOO BAD, SUCKERS! MUWHAHAHA!!! They can’t get me inside. But that doesn’t stop them from exploring the compound for structural weaknesses. Three other birds were killed at the other end of the building about a day after this sonovabitch.
R.I.P. Motherfucker
The fifth one this week was my favorite. Not the bird, mind you. Fuck no, I hate all birds. It’s my favorite because it smashed its head into the glass, thus providing the perfect photo opportunity thanks to a Halloween decoration. Bits of his feathers are still stuck to the glass. Nice, try, asshole, but you’ll never take me alive!
Crows
These guys, however…
Tags: Birds, birds are evil, birds should be killed, I hate birds
Stirling & Coopr oughtta have you chokin chickns.
No time for choking. But I did find a nice box and a good place for a jack.
oh dear, you don’t like birds? It’s just as well my Rosella can’t read, he’s perched on my shoulder right now nibbling at my earlobe
Was the tombstone a present from An Anonymous Admirer?
nursemyra: A traitor to the cause! We should send you to a penal colony or something. Oh, wait…
anaglyph: Nope, but Detective Pitka is on the case. If you’ve got a tip, send it his way.
I’d look for beak marks.