Don't hit kids. Seriously. They have guns now.
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hey AC, your favourite girl was interviewed on trip[le j breakfast the other day
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/s2712497.htm
I will admit that I was excited to see your comment, but I’m afraid Miss Blasko is not my favorite. But thanks for thinking of me.
Th grand invitation I read,
Was chock full o Prunes and it said:
“Go play in th dirt,
Till yer ass starts to squirt,
Or get yer dangd self laid instead.”
Prunevitations are NOT incidental
And ass-kissing is instrumental
In getting admitted
You MUST be committed
To being nice AND not judgmental.
“Be nice” and “Dont judge”? What th fuck?
I guess I am shit outta luck.
For I am a Pole,
And a friggin a-hole,
Not some prissy bitch-ass Canuck!
well I really got that wrong didn’t I? pass me the prunes…..
nursemyra: No worries. You’re still my second favorite Australian babe.
And in the event that Missy Higgins does do another bit on Triple J, by all means please share.
Joey: If your bowels just are not in tune
Then munch on this big bag of prunes.
And prepare for for disaster
Cuz you’ll shit out faster
Just like your ass had a monsoon.
A traveler from Shenandoah,
Ate prunes for dessert in Samoa;
Then, while on a dive,
When his butt came alive,
Th natives exclaimd, “Krakatoa!”