Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Homegrown Pussy

Posted in Bullshit, Food, Humor, Pets on July 14th, 2009 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

I know that blogging about cats and gardening is pretty much a “blogging no-no” and a definite mood killer. It’s like posting photos of your kids. Nobody gives a shit, despite what you may think. But, folks, I am gonna have to break the rules for this post, because I am so damned excited!

I planted some cats a while back and dang if they didn’t start sprouting! Yep, almost time to pick ‘em and make a stew. And some cat sammiches. And cat casserole. Or cat bread pudding. Cats aren’t good for much besides eating. Or shooting. And then eating.

Pussy Garden

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