Not Lost for Long
Afishionados,
I would like to introduce you to (one of) my future wife(s). Emilie de Ravin, hot Australian star in the ABC show LOST is getting divorced. How sad1.
However, there is plenty of room at The Fish for any and all beautiful Australian women, divorcee or otherwise. Missionary positions available, apply in person2.
And please have a seat in the lobby until we call your number.
Thank you.
1Not really.
2Fat chicks need not apply.
She gots a stiffy.
Joey: Legs just forget you said that, shall we?
O Emilie! You are so cute!
Your husband, though, don’t give a hoot.
So lose that guy, give him the boot
And help me with my life’s pursuit.
Emilies hot sexy leg, wif high-heeld shoe so spiky:
She stick it up th Atlas ass, th fuckr probly likey.
Awe, that is so cute that you have a crush on something that is so blatantly unattainable for you. Sad and cute at the same time.
At least you have good taste.
Atlas, when thoroughly sassd,
Left his love fer Claire in th past.
Then, charackteristickly,
He optimistickly,
Chose somone else from th cast.
I heard she’s actually a man.
M.I.: Yea, just like yer private blog. But, oh, how I dream!
Joey: Joey went out on a date
And didn’t come home until late.
She tried to move over
So he could sleep over
But there wasn’t room in the crate.
anaglyph: Tsk. Now is that any way to talk about Malicious Intent?
Correction: your future ex-wife, right?
Lynn: Nope. She’ll stay with me forever. I’ve got a whole closet full of duct tape.