Afishionados,

The parents have been updating their kitchen with more modern conveniences as of late. You know, since their goat died (no more fresh milk) and the well pump rusted out (no more bathing in the kitchen, hafta wait for a rainstorm, now), they decided to go with some of this new-fangled modern-day shit. And one of the things they upgraded to was a new dishwasher.

Dang! Their new dishwasher is SO quiet compared to the old one. And it really gets the pots and pans a lot cleaner, too (Something the old one had real troubles with.) Of course, it was hard having the old one put down (honestly, it takes forever to train a St. Bernard to get those dishes clean) but his eyesight was failing and he only had three legs after he tried to lick the garbage disposal and slipped. The memories will live on, but the the time for a new dishwasher was long overdue.

Not only is the new dishwasher quiet, but he’s a snappy dresser, too. Well, except for always wearing one of Polanski’s dresses but we’re working to break him of that habit.

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