It’s Just Not the Same Without U
Afishionados,
Malicious (Malicios?) Intent is a blogger who’s been known to visit Old Fish and Lemonade from time to time. I think she musta fell into this shithole while dodging the cow pies in a Melbourne pasture. Anyway, she has her own blogging award that various folks have earned1, the most recent recipient being Catalyst.
Now, one of Mal’s favorite2 bloggers is Joey Polanski. And it was he who noticed that her name was, in fact, spelled wrong on the award. Can you believe that a friggin Polack was the first to notice this?
Now, neither Joey nor myself has been bestowed with a Malicious Intent Award of our own, let alone granted access to Malicious Intent’s super-secret blog (though we have passed out on the doorstep after feverishly ringing the doorbell to be let in). But, if there’s one thing we’re not, it’s a sore loser. And just because the two of us can’t catch and keep her attention, that doesn’t mean that everyone who has been able to needs to be stuck with an award containing a typo.
And so, without further ado, I humbly present each and every Malicious Intent Award winner with the updated award. Please replace those you have won with this, the correct and final version. Thank you, and congratulations.
1I can only presume that they are earned and not simply handed out. Without proper access to the blog and not having received one of my own, I regret to inform you that Old Fish and Lemonade is unable to authenticate how the award is, in fact, dispersed.
2She’s a huge fan. Really.
Tags: blogging award, fixed, typo, winners
SCOFFR!
Did you think I woudnt be able to spot Polanskiese th seckon I see it?
By th way …
I love ‘U’, Atlas.
U are ‘ilarious
Joey: I’m surprised you can see anything at all, what with your masturbatory schedule always overbooked.
nursemyra: Slowly but surely I’ll win your heart. And eventually, the rest of you, too.
Ive closd th book on my masturbation.
Now th pages are stuck tgether.
Hey, can you lengthen my dick with that magic scalpel?
I laffed.
Joey: I didn’t even know they had coloring books about masturbation.
mike: There’s no scalpel in the world that can make something measured in negative numbers ever cross the threshold of zero.
anaglyph: Yer fluent in Polanskiese, tooski!
You pompous dingbats!
1.) Ever notice my url is maliciousintently?
2.) Anaglyph – Tetherd Cow Ahead? Not correct.
3.) Joey, do you even speak English. No.
When making up the graphic, I got tight on space and didn’t (at the time) feeling like fucking with it anymore and found it amusing since I do my newsletter at work, and am crowned the typo queen. So I cut the u, laughed, left it, and figured, who the fuck takes this shit that serious anyway.
Apparently overly annal retentive blogger’ s who their soul mission in life is to point out the blatantly and painfully obvious to the rest of the world by using their super human brain power to enlighten the rest of us.
Honestly boys, go have some fun…go play in some dirt…swim in a pool…get drunk, laid, both, all.
Just stop taking it all so seriously. Unless you were’nt in which case…carry on and job well done. But I ain’t (yeah, I am going to use ain’t) going to change it.
Beware, I have a scalpel too!
M.I.: Well of course I’m annal retentive. This is a blog, after all.
Seriosly, dudeski, we DO need to start havin some fun fer a change.
Joey: I’m using my superhuman brain power to send you a jokeski. You’ll laff your ass off once you… umm… “hear” it.
CHECK YER AZIMUTH, YOU SONOFABITCHSKI! THAT JOKE ENDED UP IN MY FRIGGIN ASS! NOT SO DANGD FUNNY THAT WAY!
Joey: DANG! I’m surprised it even FIT with your head already up there!
Look, if I dont keep my head nice & warm, then how am I a-spposta keep my supr human brain powr? Dyou WANNIT t be as if th whole UNenlightnd world has its collecktive head up its collecktive ass?
Joey, I’m using my superhuman brainpower to send you a message on an old post. If you’re getting this, lemme know. I think I can send out a stronger signal if I fill my pool with dirt, though.
Took me a sec to get it.
My suprhuman brain is shrivvld like a PRUNEski!