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Fowl Ball

Afishionados,
Cleveland Seagulls
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I was in Cleveland over the weekend to watch the Indians lose (no surprise, there, really) and I was almost killed by one of my many nemeses, the seagull. And this time, they attacked in, like, a whole damned flock. The photo above was taken after the game, so the other two Indians fans that were in attendance besides me had already left. But just LOOK at all them flying rats. I know that nearly every team the Indians plays shits all over ‘em, but dang! Do the BIRDS really hafta do it, TOO!?

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6 Responses to “Fowl Ball”

  1. Hey, them birdskis are flyin low enough t be beneaf YOU!

    Work on yer aim a little and you coud shit on THEM fer a changeski!

  2. redroach says:

    We have very few of them at Enron, I mean Coke, I mean Minute Maid park, probably because we can close the roof and shoot the ones that stay inside.

    I was at Fenway last week. Damn, I am jealous. Talk about good baseball fans and their team gets to beat the yankees.

    Someday I will see an Indians game. Their fans have to be like Astros fans.

    TV

  3. anaglyph says:

    You have to start asking the question: “Why do the birds hate Atlas so much…?”

  4. I cant imagine any animals atchualy likin Atlas.

    Cept flys, maybe.

  5. Atlas Cerise says:

    Joey: Yea, I could drop my trousers and give ‘em a slider.

    redroach: Just about any team that beats the Yankees is a team I could cheer for.

    anaglyph: You don’t think it has anything to do with my childhood and a BB gun, do you?

    Josephine: Joey could use a good shower

    His terrible stench is so sour.

    Everyone knows

    Wherever he goes

    Cuz his stink sticks around after hours.

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