The Prowler of the Opera
Afishionados,
So, I’m watching Joel Schumacher’s The Phantom of the Opera based upon the musical of the same name when I come to a scene about the Phantom’s backstory:

Dang! I never knew that the Phantom was, like, the friggin Prowler!
Tags: Movies, Phantom of the Opera, Prowler
How dya know he aint Th Elephant Man?
You guys! CUT IT OUT! I don’t need anymore nightmares!
For all we know that guy is waiting in line at a Rosie O’Donnel gang bang.