Oh the Insanitea!
Afishionados,
Republicans everywhere are pissed at Obama’s spending and have thrown tea parties all over the country. You know, like we did back in Boston around the same time that John McCain was born. Apparently, Republicans don’t like the government spending that’s going on.
I wonder what made ‘em change their minds?
Well, folks, I’m nothing if not generous. And I’ve got a solution for all my pals and it’s simple: Just print more money. Here, this oughta get you started. Pretty soon, it’ll be worth the same as the U.S. dollar, too!
And you can get two more o them bills by passin GO.
Howevr, GO is in th Ghet-tO.
And, by th way, th U.S. economy is doin jus fineski.
That card sure looks like it’s the same texture as a fish biscuit. Which is what we’ll be using for currency very soon if things keep going like they are…
So all this time I have had a fortune stored in my basement and didn’t even know it. Wow, I could just kick myself in the ass for that tiny oversight.
The Republicans are just pissed that Obama is not giving the money directly to them. They hate the idea that, y’know, poor people might benefit.
Instead of patting yourself on the back and kicking your own ass, why not pat yourself on the ass and kick back?
Yea. Obama puts the ‘hood’ in ‘Robin Hood’.