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“Aftr havin been hit wif a strong gust o wind, he found his life evn LESS burdend.”
Toupee. I mean, touché.
Herman saw one pretty girl,
A-tossin her head fulla curl.
He tossd his own head,
And sent up instead,
What lookd like a dangd flying squirrel.
I don’t know what else to say but, HOT.
Is this Joey’s father?
Jobu is hair expert. Jobu wonder why this post not filed under category “PLUGS”?
It IS Joey’s father!
Herman had toupées of many
Different size and shapes
No matter which he chose to wear
The carpet matched the drapes.
I hear he’s single, likes cats, and is really into gardening if you’re interested.
Either that or Joey’s sugar daddy.
Haha! Are you saying Herman’s hair is fake??
I sense a new running gag from now on…
Evry evening, on th porch,
Stood a man namd Herman.
He shook his friggin rug out and,
Prducd a load o vermin.
Joey, Joey where art thou my son?
Dad
Dad, yer a mothrfuckr.
I mean … literaly.
Christ, I’ve been gone all this time and you still haven’t started a blog?
What the hell are you waiting for.
Hey Joey – everybody’s dad is a motherfucker! Sobering thought, eh?
I wondr if Jesus woud agree.
Jesus was NOT the father. There is no lineage from him. This is not “National Treasue” or whatever. Mary, I know.:-)
Joey, come back to me. I love you. Dad