War Buddies
Afishionados,
Mike’s bitching about having to move from Michigan to Texas. He’s having a hard time adjusting to Texas’ Mandatory Homosexual Act of 1845 that states all male citizens of Texas must turn gay if they wish to reside there. Anyway, he’s asking his female blog readers (a.k.a. his mother) to submit photos of themselves to help him cope. I offered to send him a photo of Joey and me (not a naked one, I don’t want to get Mike too excited, after all…) and he shrugs it off as though such a thing weren’t possible!
Well, as it turns out, Joey and I go way back. In fact, we go back further than just bloggin’. I might be the only one who’s actually met Joey Polanski in person. I never told anyone about this before, but Joey and I used to serve in the Marines together. We fought in Vietnam together, and I happen to have a photo of the two of us together:
So, there you have it, nonbelievers. Photographic proof that Private Joey “Pinky” Polanski and I can, in fact, be photographed together. This is one of my favorite photos. We both agreed that I’d carry all the guns and that he’d carry the bag of porn.
I’ll leave it up to Joey to share all our war stories.
Tags: Joey Polanski, Texas, Vietnam
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is this me?
I dont mind you showin that pitchr. Jus dont bring out th home movies.
Wasn’t that the same night they gave us our cuddly teddy bears?
This is my rifle!
This is my gun!
Down in my pants,
Is a M1A1!
That’s a damn lie. That guy don’t look nothing like Shemp! The other guy does look like he just smoked one, so yeah, that probably is you.
I saw a hot babe
And gave her a whistle
Cuz right through my pants
She set off my missile
Of course it ain’t Shemp. It’s Joey. Dumbass. Texas is really making you dumb fast.
I went to her room,
Fer a poke and some jabs.
I thougt shed cook dinnr —
She said she had crabs.
I begged her to take
A nude photo please
When she spread both her legs
Her vagina said “Cheese!”
“Jus dive in face-first,”
Said she, “if yer willin.”
Heres hopin that crotch-rot,
Will breed penicillin.
Did you jus call me Joey Dumbass?
Shoont that be ‘Dumbassski’?
Of course, then there was the film career move, Landon Flanagon – the rest is history.
I hear he’s currently trying to adapt Rasputin into some poetic musical.
Yeah.
Swingin in th Rain, I heard.
Or is it Diddler on th Roof?
Pokelahoma?
Jeez Atlas, you keep shit talking Texas and Mike and I are going to drive up to Oh (fuck your sister)io and mess you up.
Listen boy, we don’t take shit like this off of whiny little bastards like you and mike and I are going to be evil drunk and full of malice when we show up.
Cut the crap homo boy
I think it was The Phallus of the Opera.
How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up for you and your Texas lover?
Nothin’ but steers and queers in Texas.
Doesn’t Joey also dress up as an old hag nanny, too?
No. He is an old hag nanny who dresses up as a guy.
Sorry AC, all out of “Shut the Fuck UP” here. Seems likes some pissant from OHIO drank it all.
I am sending mike up there to straighten you out. Read that STRAIGHTEN you out.
As if that is possible.
Keep the laughs coming.
I still remember two things about you 1)YOU never brought me the cruise missile I wanted nor did you 2)send me an iphone.