15 Responses to “A Macnificent Anniversary”

1. Joey Polanski says:

   January 24, 2009 at 7:00 pm

   Said Atlas, “Its time to come clean,

   And rveal a Mac usrs routine:

   I wake up at eight,

   And start to relate,

   Unnaturally wif my machine.”
2. AngryMan says:

   January 25, 2009 at 1:35 pm

   Did you hear about how they had a hard time hooking up their Macs to the White House’s system?

   Um, total shock . . .
3. Mike says:

   January 25, 2009 at 10:21 pm

   I used a Mac back in the late 80′s when I was writing a lot of process instruction manuals. I loved it. Not at all sure why I got away from them.
4. Atlas Cerise says:

   January 26, 2009 at 7:49 am

   All of this porno
   Is formatted for Windows
   Why no QuickTime love?
5. Atlas Cerise says:

   January 26, 2009 at 7:51 am

   Yes, which is what inspired this post. Once you go Black and Mac…
6. Atlas Cerise says:

   January 26, 2009 at 7:52 am

   These kids today don’t know how good they have it, what with their broadband Internet and their millions of colors displays! Why, in my day we had a 10 inch monochrome screen and a floppy drive! And we liked it, too!
7. Joey Polanski says:

   January 26, 2009 at 9:46 am

   Yeah …

   Back in th days when a ten-inchr was sufficient …
8. Joey Polanski says:

   January 26, 2009 at 9:52 am

   Check out this screen display,

   Wif nudie thumbnails dappld!

   Oh! I coud spend th live-long day,

   A-polishin my Apple!
9. Atlas Cerise says:

   January 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm

   You will never get there, sorry.
10. Joey Polanski says:

    January 26, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Whaddya mean, “GET there?”

    Im th reasn why fokes aint satisfyd wif 10″ no more!
11. Atlas Cerise says:

    January 27, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Joey: Yea, I know. It’s time you spit the extra inches outta your mouth, fruitski.
12. anaglyph says:

    January 27, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Sadly, he hasn’t been converted to iPhone yet…
13. anaglyph says:

    January 27, 2009 at 5:30 pm

    They probably only had difficulty because the White House IT people are clueless and/or obstructive. It took me about ten seconds to get a Mac hooked into the system at Violet Towne’s school after the IT department told me ‘it couldn’t be done’. Turns out that what they really should have been saying was “we actually don’t know how to do it”.
14. anaglyph says:

    January 27, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    Oh, and “we don’t want to know how to do it, either”.
15. Atlas Cerise says:

    January 27, 2009 at 7:10 pm

    I don’t expect he ever will be. Apple is far too paranoid to let anyone have ‘real’ access to the insides of the iPhone for Apps and stuff. The government can’t install their proprietary stuff on it as easily. All the more reason to jailbreak it, I say.