Can’t Say That I Do
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Observations, Oddities, Photos on December 28th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise Tags: Bob Evans, joke
Why, yes! Yes you are!
Posted in Bullshit, Hot Babes, Humor, Observations, Oddities, Truthiness on December 17th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
So, there I was, browsing my friends’ Facebook pages when I see this advertisement over in the corner of the page.
What is this? A trick question? Of course she is my wife! Blonde, beautiful, scantily clad… Everything I could ever ask for in a woman.
I haven’t quite figured out how she got out of her cage, though. Or how she figured out how to operate the camera and post it to Facebook. But ain’t she pretty, folks?
Fan-ny Tastic
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Mind Wandering, Tricksy on December 5th, 2008 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
I’ve been dying to show this to you guys. I’m so excited. Just look at how awesome this is. I got a new ceiling fan!
Inauguration Distress
Posted in Bullshit, Humor, News, Oddities, Politics on December 3rd, 2008 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Uncle Sam has decided that certain items are forbidden at President (Yes, PRESIDENT, not President-Elect. Fuck Bush) Obama’s inauguration. Some things on the list make sense, like… Well, none of the stuff on the list makes sense, actually. But it’s the government we’re talking about here, so it’s not supposed to make sense. If it did, then the world as we know it would probably explode. Only in a world where I am married to Leighton Meester can the United States government do something right.
One of the items on the list is an umbrella. Clearly this is to keep away British spies. We can’t allow just anyone to drop in, sing songs, and try and get us to feed the birds.
Backpacks are not permitted either. And for good reason. The last thing we need is some nutcase to come in with a backpack hoping to shoot a spook. No, we definitely can’t have that.
Strollers are also on the list, which you might think is dumb. And it is (I said it was the government, didn’t I?). But allowing strollers means someone could sneak in secret weapons far worse than guns or explosives.
But at least we’re safe from the terrorists, right?
Something Dick-ed This Way Comes
Posted in Buddies, Holidays, Humor, Nasty, Oddities, Plugs, Poetry, Rasputin, Tricksy on December 1st, 2008 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
I recommend watching the HD version unless you are on a dial-up connection and/or have a very old and slow computer. As is the case with anything Rasputin, bigger is always better. In addition, Mac users (or Windows users with QuickTime) may download an iPhone-friendly version right here.
