Comments on: My Interview with God

By: redroach

redroach — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:22:08 +0000

When God speaks to me, he sends an email. Usually it contains nekkid pictures of thai hookers, but on many occasions, just penis enlargement ads.
You must have done something to make God hate you.

Think about it

By: AngryMan

AngryMan — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:23:55 +0000

Fracking brilliant.

By: Vixxie

Vixxie — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 12:54:45 +0000

Country for old men? I thought Mccain lost..

By: Simply C.

Simply C. — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 07:26:43 +0000

Here I was just stopping by,
to read but not give a reply.
But I couldn’t wait
and grabbed me the bait
you two rock, this I cannot deny.

By: Joey Polanski

Joey Polanski — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:18:25 +0000

Atlas, when he was quite young,

Was told in th church, “Bite yer tongue!”

But Atlas instead,

Askd, “What have I said?

Dont YOU think our saviors well-hung?”

By: Atlas Cerise

Atlas Cerise — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:04:47 +0000

Though Polanski knew it a sin

He brought home an altar boy, thin

The boy on his knees

Joe inserted with ease

But the altar boy asked, “Is it in?”

By: Joey Polanski

Joey Polanski — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 05:53:35 +0000

Askd all th women he done,

Atlas replyd, “Only one.”

Absolvd by th priest,

He felt so releasd,

He confessd evn more and said, “Nun.”

By: Atlas Cerise

Atlas Cerise — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 04:54:31 +0000

Joey: Joe went to church to confess To the priest, "I like wearin' a dress" "Pretend I'm Bo Peep I say to the sheep It's my love that I've come to profess." Vixxie: Just make sure you don't end up in some country for old men.

By: Vixxie

Vixxie — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:04:15 +0000

Well that answers the old “Your country or mine?” debate.

By: Joey Polanski

Joey Polanski — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 00:41:53 +0000

While up fer some Bible role-playin,

I tryd to say whom Im portrayin;

But Atlas was fleetr,

And said, “I am Peter,”

And I said, “That goes wifout sayin.”