Well?
Posted in Bullshit, Mind Wandering on November 26th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Well?
Tickle Me Emo
Posted in Bullshit, Great Ideas, Holidays, Humor, Toys on November 16th, 2008 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Christmas time is almost here, which means the holiday shopping season is upon us. Old Fish and Lemonade is proud to bring you an exclusive first-look at one of the most highly anticipated toys of the year. Skinny punk kids everywhere are already clamoring for it. Here it is, the world’s first photo of the *BRAND NEW* Tickle Me Emo.
My Interview with God
Posted in Bullshit, Humor, Religion, Truthiness on November 13th, 2008 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Vixxie’s latest post gave me an idea. I decided to interview God. Here, for your viewing pleasure, is my unedited interview (along with all of God’s answers) in full. Please enjoy.
Sick Daze
Posted in Evil, Family, Help!, Medicine, Nasty, Poetry on November 11th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
And one of them was sickly
It seems that I have caught the bug
Which made me ill quite quickly.
At first it was a runny nose
And stuffed up head with aches
Today I feel a whole lot worse
Which is why I’m still awake.
This afternoon while sitting down
Near the end of my last class
I felt my inner guts explode
I had to shit real fast.
10 more hours have gone by
My insides ripped and slaughtered
I can’t seem to keep food down
And I keep shitting water.
I just threw up into the sink
I feel a little better
I hope that I recover soon
My pants can’t get much wetter.
You Probably Need Medication If You Use This
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Insanity, Observations, Oddities, Photos, Stupid, Tricksy on November 9th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
A photo of a sign at my local grocery store. I can understand a drive-thru window, though I much prefer to just park and go inside the store. But park and not go inside? Just walk up to a window? Really? Who does that? Why wouldn’t you just go inside?
Truly the human mind knows no bounds in terms of stupidity.
VOTE OR STFU
Posted in Great Ideas, Politics, Truthiness on November 4th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
GO VOTE!
His Dick is in Russia but the Ball’s in Your Court
Posted in Buddies, Humor, Insanity, Nasty, Poetry, Rasputin on November 1st, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
I have it on good authority that the annual Rasputin International Poetry Exhibition (R.I.P.E.) goes live exactly two months from today. Get those pencils sharpened, kiddies…
In the meantime, get familiar with the rules.
See you on January 1st. If you dare…
