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I Got Blown

Afishionados,

Holy shit! Ike has hit Ohio! I’m blogging via the WordPress app on my iPhone, so we’ll see if this works.

I’ve been without electricity for over 24 hours now. Over 100,000 people without power in my area. The power company says it could be over a week before everyone gets electricity again. All this is wind damage, too. Virtually no rain at all, yet it’s the worst weather I have ever seen in Ohio. Here are some photos of trees that were snapped in half. Other than being without power and Internet, I’ve escaped the storm unscathed. Hooray for propane stoves and flashlights!

UPDATE: 200,000 people without power now. Could be even longer than a week to get power back according to the latest news. School has been canceled for the second day in a row. I’ve been charging my phone and DVD Player in the car. Somehow, this hurricane weather is the fault of the Republicans, I just know it. At least Palin’s fundraiser on Wednesday was cancelled.

Also, if you guys stop by, make sure you knock or call ahead before you come in the house. People are getting crazy here without lights and electricity, so I’ve got a loaded 9mm handgun and I will shoot you. Oh, and bring COLD beer. I’m all outta ice.

17 Responses to “I Got Blown”

  1. Mike says:

    Ummmm….dude.

    It’s Ohio.

    Ohio hasn’t discovered electricity yet.

    Nice try though.

  2. Vixx says:

    Well there it is! My chance to buy you a beer…um..no wait, I actually have to go to school today. Damn. Oh well. I’m sure you’ll survive.. until the weather clears up and Palin comes back.

  3. anaglyph says:

    You call that a storm?

  4. Cissy Strutt says:

    Tell it to the marines.

  5. Sara Sue says:

    i-Phone rocks! Hope you stay safe and sound … er … make that safe, it is too late for sound.

  6. C.Rag says:

    Thomas Edison was born in Ohio. This should never happen.

  7. BEAD says:

    thats a awful lot of wood bro…..i think that you should take it all and have a huge bonfire. And for shits and giggles shoot somebodys house with a BB gun afterward.

  8. After Hurricane Frances tore my house all to hell and we were without electric for a few days, I was truly losing it. I understand your frustration and appreciate the miserable conditions you are dealing with. When that power kicks in again you will hear people in your neighborhood cheering. We did.

  9. redroach says:

    2ooK without power? Ohio is full of pussies. We are still over 1.5 million without power.

    You read that right. Stop complaining and load a truck with beer and ice and drive your ass to Texas.

    You only get to whine when a category 1 hurricane plows over your house and ruins all the shit in your fridge.

    TV

  10. AngryMan says:

    Blogging on an iPhone when you are sans power . . .
    GO BROWNS!

  11. redroach says:

    Still over 800k without power here and I had to go back to work. Showering by the light of a coleman lantern is no fun.
    I hope your iphone explodes in your pants

    TV

  12. Rich says:

    Too bad one of those trees didn’t fall into the blog owners house and crush him.

  13. Yeah, Atlas.

    Live by th wood, die by th wood.

  14. Vernon S. says:

    What is “th” wood?

  15. Ummm …

    Th wood is part o th shtick.

  16. Atlas Cerise says:

    Rich: You must hang out with FTC. He doesn’t know how to use proper grammar either. You forgot the apostrophe in “owner’s”.

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