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Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits

Posted in Help!, Insanity, Tricksy on September 29th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Explicit Content

Afishionados,

As was pointed out to me by Chickie, Bluehost.com appears to have changed their terms of service and no longer allows nudity or profanity. What?!? Can you imagine OFAL without swearing or nakedness?! The insanity! While I have absolutely no qualms with Bluehost’s reliability or service, I simply can’t afford the risk of being shut down just because I want to post photos of boobies.

So, once again, OFAL has moved servers, which is why the site has been unavailable all week. Trying to find an affordable host that doesn’t have a problem with cussing and nudity is harder than you think. The site is up and running again, albeit some hiccups remain which I am actively working on.

We now return you to your abnormally scheduled broadcast.

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Explicit Instructions

Posted in Bullshit, Humor, Observations, Oddities, Photos, Travels on September 22nd, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Any Questions?

Everybody got that?

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I Got Blown

Posted in Help!, Insanity, Nasty on September 15th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Holy shit! Ike has hit Ohio! I’m blogging via the WordPress app on my iPhone, so we’ll see if this works.

I’ve been without electricity for over 24 hours now. Over 100,000 people without power in my area. The power company says it could be over a week before everyone gets electricity again. All this is wind damage, too. Virtually no rain at all, yet it’s the worst weather I have ever seen in Ohio. Here are some photos of trees that were snapped in half. Other than being without power and Internet, I’ve escaped the storm unscathed. Hooray for propane stoves and flashlights!

UPDATE: 200,000 people without power now. Could be even longer than a week to get power back according to the latest news. School has been canceled for the second day in a row. I’ve been charging my phone and DVD Player in the car. Somehow, this hurricane weather is the fault of the Republicans, I just know it. At least Palin’s fundraiser on Wednesday was cancelled.

Also, if you guys stop by, make sure you knock or call ahead before you come in the house. People are getting crazy here without lights and electricity, so I’ve got a loaded 9mm handgun and I will shoot you. Oh, and bring COLD beer. I’m all outta ice.

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Is John McCain Gay?

Posted in Assholes, Buddies, Graphic Design, Humor, Politics, Truthiness on September 8th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Is John McCain Gay?

Afishionados,

Kudos to Mike for the idea. It just needed the Official John McCain Logo on it. How nice of John to use the Optima font and star clip art from Photoshop. And a few words to help the search engines find it. Homosexual John McCain and his gay lover support gay marriage! There, that oughta do it.

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A Pole-litical Campaign Ad

Posted in Awesome, Buddies, Bullshit, Humor, Politics, Truthiness on September 7th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Immense thanks to Anaglyph for supporting our candidate!

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Putting the ‘US’ in Homunculus

Posted in Awesome, Buddies, Bullshit, Great Ideas, Humor, Politics, Truthiness on September 5th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Vote Polanski

Afishionados,

The Polanski Party is gonna have their convention any day now. Show your support for your favorite Pole by wearing a shiny new Joey ‘08 campaign button. Please help by donating to the Polanski Party. A small portion of the proceeds will go towards helping to find a cure for Republicanism .

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Star Bores: Attack of the Clowns

Posted in Assholes, Bullshit, Current Events, Evil, Graphic Design, Humor, Insanity, Politics on September 2nd, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

ho ho ho...

Click for the Full Sized Star Bores Experience

Afishionados,

Today marks the third anniversary of Old Fish and Lemonade. And it’s such a big deal that the Republicans have decided to celebrate by holding the Republican National Convention this week. In fact, the Republican party is so proud of me, that they’ve sent along an exclusive photo of Senator John McCain and Sarah Palin from the convention stage in Minnesota. Be sure to click on the photo for the full experience. I think Barack Obama might be hiding out at the convention, too, right behind Bib Fortuna.

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