Hump Day Challenge
Afishionados,
What would The Official Blog of the Olympics be without an Olympics related post?
The Iraqi Olympic team has arrived in Beijing and will be competing in a brand new Olympic event:
The Iraqi team is expected to take gold in the Camel Fucking event this Wednesday.
A special thanks to ET3(SW) Jones from CVN-72 for sending me this photo.
Seriously, there is nothing new about fucking camels. I have been doing it for years.
I’d walk a mile for a camel and another half mile for some vasoline.
If I screw a girl camel will she get pregnant?
Sheep are better to fuck than camels, they are tighter and don’t fart. They also don’t “cling” the next day.
Mike: Are you Iraqi?
Bead: I dunno, talk to Mike.
Camel fucking would be more entertaining than this dumb ass syncronized pair diving which is on now. The only thing dumber is one person “syncronized “swimming Don’t laugh. It exists, no shit.
Captain: Synchronized diving has hot women in bathing suits. What’s not to like?
Did I say camel?
Jesus, I meant Iraqi woman.
Man, I got something wrong with my brain.
Or something.
Mike: Iraqi woman, camel… Tomato, Tomato…
Oh, goody! Women’s gymnastics. LOVE the tight asses and how they can spread their legs. It reminds me of C Rag.
I hope they use protection. Camels are disease infested.
I don’t know. If they made IED construction or suicide bombing a sport, I am sure the “Iraqi National Team” Sponsored by Iran and Syria would metal along with the camel fucking team.
I am a nice guy, but it is just about time to nuke the whole freaking sand lot over there. Syria, Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and Kuwait.
I hate that whole shithole part of the world
Sorry about the hate this morning, but it seems to be running deep after my run in with Mr. FBI.
TV
I was once in Egypt, and paid for a camel ride around the Pyramid. The f**ker scammed me and took me the whole round on a donkey, apparently the camel was always around the corner.
Apparently camel is overrated. There’s something wrong about the way they look, really. A little unnatural.
C.Rag: Yea, I heard one got you pregnant.
redroach:You’re a nice guy? Since when?
treespotter: Maybe the camel was too worn out from all the sex the night before.
The synchronized swimming is worth watching just to see them shower when they’re done.
You shoud see th Iraqi team showr.
They do it standin undr a camel.
Camels also tend to have premature ejaculation. And spitting is not hot. I don’t mind facials but COME ON camels.
Oh well, I’ll have a half breed camel running around here.
And th winner IS …
i want to change my softball teams names from Show Stoppas next year, let me know if you can come up with any good ideas.