A License to Shrill

Afishionados,
I read on CNN today that gays are allowed to join the British Secret Intelligence Service. Or, in their own words, Britissssssshhhh Sssssssecret Intelligenccccccce Ssssssserviccccccce. I wonder if they’ll make movies about this. Does anyone really want to see Octopecker? Guy Another Day? Goldenguy? The Guy Who Loved Me? For Your Guys Only? And I’m not sure I want to know what kind of moon will feature in Moonraker. Or whose finger we’re talking about in Goldfinger…

Don’t forget “On Her Majesty’s Secret Fashion Service”.
Don’t forget License to Blow.
James Boner, 0069, stars in Stinkfinger.