Finding Jesus
I first saw this story in the CNN news ticker at the very bottom of the screen:
Baby Jesus Statue Gets GPS for Christmas
Sunday December 23, 2007 2:16 PM
BAL HARBOUR, Fla. (AP) – A baby Jesus statue here is getting a Global Positioning System for Christmas.
The statue, part of a nativity scene, will be equipped with the device after the previous statue went missing, even though it had been bolted down.
“I don’t anticipate this will ever happen again,” said Dina Cellini, who oversees the display, “but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior.”
The Mary and Joseph statues will also be fitted with GPS devices, she said.
The devices are being bought using residents’ contributions and Cellini’s own money.
Cellini has also installed a Plexiglas screen in front of the display.
“Save our Savior?” STFU already. I hate to break it to anyone, but this is the ONLY way you will ever find Jesus.
Find Jesus? Shit, I didn’t even know he was lost.
Well Goddammit. You’ve got that top secret code thing on here and now I have to type in a code to make a comment. How the hell am I going to spam you now?
I guess it’s not that hard really.
mike: He once was lost, but now is found.
mike: That “secret code” only appears when it thinks your comment is Spam. Considering that your reply mentions Jesus, it’s not really that far off.
mike: Still talking about your post? Or are you talking about your post?
So if I say Jesus, I get the secret code?
Well, I guess I could be talking about either post really.
Son of a Bitch, it worked. I said Jesus and I got the secret code.
Okay, fokes!
Nows yer chance to get in on a good thing!
Im startin a new company, and Im lookin fer investors.
Ts calld OnStarOfBethlehem.
“I hate to break it to anyone, but this is the ONLY way you will ever find Jesus.”
I don’t know about that…my wife claims to have found him years ago…and trust me…she is NEVER wrong
Enjoy burning in hell, you rotten bastard.
Have you ever wondered why the “3 wise men” really wanted to see Baby Jesus?
I wonder, what jonbenet ramsay & baby jesus could have had in common?
I don’t think he was stolen at all- I think Joseph and Mary sold him.
merry belated giftmas.
usually people find jesus in jail. i always wondered what he was in there for. i assumed for child molestation (that one verse “suffer the little children unto me” made me suspicious)… i figured he stayed long after his sentence was up because he liked the butt lovin’… reminded him of those 12 dudes he used to chill with…
DANG, dude!
Am I th ONLY one who gets caught in yer spam filtr?
mike: You and Dan Brown both.
Joey: HAHAHAHA. Can I buy a camel with it? Or a donkey?
Sirdar: Your wife would be wrong about this. There is no Jesus.
GirlyMan: I will, because you’ll be right there to keep the rest of us company.
C.Rag: They both wore robe-like dresses?
Colonel: Yea, to a willing and ignorant public that gobbles that stuff up. You’re more right than you know.
Teq: HAHAHA. I dunno about the children, but I feel like we’re ALL suffering because of Jesus.
Joey: Did you say something? I could have sworn I saw a comment here… Oh well, I guess I was wrong.