Afishionados,
You would think that someone considered to be quite the whore would not wear a costume that correlates with the old adage “Loose lips sink ships.” But, that would involved thinking, so I guess Paris is excused.
Happy Halloween!
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Is she still news?
Sirdar: Was she ever really news?
Her left boob looks like it’s in distress!
Sara Sue I agree. Anchors? AWAY!
Hey Fish, I guess we know which part of the “shovel test” she passed!
She needs to die! You can’t treat your dogs like accessories!
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
I feel my herpes flare up when I look at her.
So, the ship is her career? ZING!!!
S.O.S
Figures she’d be a sailor since she smells like fish!
Wow, I’m surprised no one’s made any sea men jokes yet! From my frat days, I got a whole load of sea men jokes. Um, maybe I didn’t say that right. Anyway, here’s some I come up with.
Like: Hey, didya hear Paris is dressin’ up as a sailor fer Halloween? Yeah, she wanted to be surrounded by sea men.
Or: Of course, Paris dressed up as a sailor fer Halloween. Who better than her knows what sea men feels like?
Or even: Turns out that all this time Paris has been havin’ sex, she thought that the fluid involved wuz spelled sea men, so this Halloween she’s goin’ trick-er-treatin’ as a sailor.
Anyhow, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Loose screws don’t count.
her boob on the right looks like it has a butt crack.
Is it too easy to crack a joke about sea men?
Paris is excused from thinking for medical reasons- if any brain synapses start to fire her gas-filled head would explode like the Hindenburg.
Speaking of gas-filled, you’re right- she needs to pump that right boob up a bit. I’ll bet she has a little pump installed somewhere, like on the sneakers.
i wasn’t turned on at all until i noticed that the buttcrack boob, Thanks freckles! also, i wonder if she could get a big black strap on and pound my filthy farmer ass, so it reminded me of all the seamen i took on in my youth.
and that’s just it. regular guys just dont fill my ass up with cock like ones from the navy. it’s sad, really… why do you think i spout such annoying racist bullshit???? BECAUSE I’M NOT GETTING ENOUGH COCK IN MY ASS. i bet angryman can help me out…