No Cents Whatsoever
Afishionados,
A sign on our newspaper machine outside the apartment complex’s office. It’s hard to believe that newspaper commerce is not a government operation, what with signs like these.
Say what you're gonna say or prepare for eternal fucking silence. –Al Swearengen
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Perhaps pennies aren’t coins anymore? You can’t buy anything with one anyway…
Pretty funny sign. The wife has a keen eye!!
Any fish you like – as long as they’re not blennies!
Makes prfeckt sense t me.
If ya usd pennies, you woont be usin a coin combination. Gotta give em a variety. Mix em up.
No, they just spelled it wrong… the sign is meant to say ‘Use Any Coin Combination – Do Not Use Penis‘
Some people will try anything to get the latest news.
Aftr all, whats more enticin than a tight slit.
tight slit, Joey? OUCH!!!! That’s all I gotta say!
You misinterpreted the sign. It’s in reference to all the two-bit hookers in the area named Penny. It’s just wrong to use Pennie’s coins. After all, what will two bits get you?
Why do I suddenly have Lionel Richie’s classic ditty, “Penny Lover,” running through my mind?