If You Only Buy One T-Shirt This Summer…
Afishionados,
The Oscars are this Sunday and my wardrobe has finally arrived in the mail. I can’t wait to meet Keira Knightley on the red carpet wearing this baby. Oooooo she’ll be so impressed.
Many, many, MANY thanks to the peculiar and perplexing Peter Miller. Please go buy his music and artwork so that he can afford to send me more stuff in the future.
READ THESE IN THIS ORDER TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE T-SHIRT JOKE:
1. If You Only See One Film This Summer…
2. Cattle Call
Wondering what the hell this is all about? It helps to understand that OFAL is really only a third of a much bigger blog. To fully (mis)understand the Fish, one must also regularly read Tetherd Cow Ahead and The Joey Polanski Show. It’s an unholy alliance to be sure but the rooms in the nut house are crowded, and so we have to share.
Make Believe? Some day, my friend, some day…
PS. There are only 3 of these shirts in existence. You have one. I have one. The other one is for Joey…
Joey, I need an anonymous PO Box or something.
Where is the “Add to Cart” button? I personally do nt’ watch the Oscars. Hope whoever it is that you are cheering for….wins!
Anaglyph: I will be first in line for the real movie. And I think you should do something like this for opening day (but with a cow instead. Or maybe a huge Mathew Modine).
You frgot t link em to THIS POST.
Th coments secktion is especialy helpfl in explainin th shirt & th review.
Jedi: Thanks fer givin th JPS a place o honor in th fine print.
Revrend: DANG! Id realy LOVE t have that shirt! Pervidin a mailin address might prove a little tricky, tho. DANNNNNNG!
That is just great! I can see you wearing it on the Red Carpet or out on the town during a romantic dinner.
I seriously doubt that you guys have what it takes to crowd the “nut house.” Even so, can’t you upgrade from the X-Small jock cup to the small?
I’m still waiting for ofFISHial Afishionado gear. I’ve been saving up all the money that I beat out of kids walking through my flower bed and I’m ready to make a down payment on a new T-shirt!
Aw… c’mon Joey. Even ‘Park Bench, Town Square’ might work…
Revrend: Please give my shirt a honord place in Mysterious Cornr until I can get my lazy ass to Sydney.