NASCAR: A Thinking Man’s Sport Game?
Afishionados,
This flyer was posted to a vending machine onboard the Lincoln. Don’t see what’s wrong? Click the photo for the answer. I stand by my theory that NASCAR sucks and is not a sport.
Apologies for the fold lines. No cameras are allowed onboard the ship while in drydock, so I had to put the flyer in my pocket. It’s expired, so I doubt anyone will mind that I “borrowed” it.
Gotta love those MWR guys!
I woont expect no one t notice that aftr printin th oneth copy o th flyer …
… but SURELY somone shouda caugt it by th twoth or threeth copy!
And you ALL missed my birthday on the 27nd, despite the dropped hints.
Being the great NASCAR fan that i am i found another mistake. Why is Dale Earnhardt’s car in the race when he is Dead? The black #3 car is no longer in use. Explain that one.
I think the mistake lies in the “ONLY $30″ line. That’s a crapload of money to watch cars go round and round in a circle.
N-non
A-athletic
S-sport
C-centered
A-around
R-rednecks
Hehehe. I didn’t even notice. That’s … well, quite sad really.
Innate skill, years of training and you *might* get your big chance to:
1. Go fast.
2. Turn left.
3. Repeat.
Where oh where does all that money come from?