Dance the Hempen Jig Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrfishionados,
Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! You guys remember our secret club, right? I thought today would be the perfect time to unveil to you our official club flag.

Click for a larger view of the flag.
Aaaaaaarrrr! Now, everyone prepare to set sail onboard Old Fish and Lemonade’s very own pirate ship, The Scorned Wench. There’s plenty of buried women, delicious treasure, and beautiful rum for everybody!
P.S. There be hidden treasure in this post!

Yo-ho-ho, an a bottla little blue pills!
Are you the one working on the secret new ad campaign for Long John Silvers? Shiver Me Timbers!
Nice flag, but I like my wench better.
Joey: Make sure you bring enough for every booty.
EWBL: Nope, sorry, I’m only working on the campaign for Long Shot Polanski: The Scourge of Lake Erie.
Anaglyph: I think my
Photoshoppedreal photograph of me hugging Keira Knightley is better than any wench picture.Au-di-Oh!
I think that dress she is wearing would look real nice on my bedroom floor.
Funny, my phone sounded just like your blog all day on the 19th…