Afishionados,

I’m finished with the training here in Charleston, SC so it is, with great sadness, that I must cancel my Internet access for the time being. (The evil man from the cable company is supposed to stop by sometime today to unplug me.) I know what you’re thinking, but there’s really no need to cry. And there’s no need to send flowers. (Instead, send cash, a 17″ MacBook Pro, and/or autographed photos of Keira Knightley.) I promise that I’ll return.

I’ve created a map in the spirit of a flow chart so everyone will know where I’m going and how I’ll get there. I’m off to San Diego this upcoming Friday (May 5th) for some mysterious training for the Navy. I have no idea what it’s for but at least I’ll get to spend some time in California. I won’t have my computer with me, but I’ve found a couple Apple Retail stores in the area and they have free Internet access. I’ll do my best to keep everyone informed of all things important.

After a month in San Diego, it’s off to Washington state via Herbie. And speaking of Herbie, I recently discovered that the raccoon I obliterated got the last laugh. I have a small crack in my right fender. Fucking furball… Have to get that fixed.

This is Old Fish and Lemonade, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off¹.

¹I’m really going to try and find Internet access someplace in San Diego and I hope to have an apartment and Internet access by July 1st. I’m afraid O.F.a.L. updates will be sporadic until then.