Cliff Pickover has a FARK-wannabe site called the Reality Carnival. He linked to my site, but he abbreviated the title of my site to “Fish Lemonade”. So, in return for this kind favor, I’ve decided to abbreviate my link to his site as well. Click here to visit Eat Anal.
I’ve been getting too many SPAM comments lately so I’ve implemented some anti-SPAM plugins for WordPress. If you have trouble posting comments and/or they are not properly displayed, email me. This is a work in progress.
In accordance with the advice and instruction set forth by the good Reverend of the High Executive Beaurau of the Tetherd Cow, I have moved my blog to my own server through Wordpress.
The Old Fish web site will remain available through Blogger for the time being. Every time I try to import my old posts it screws up the new web site (Links and comments no longer function once the Blogger pages are imported and I don’t know why).
Behold, the grand opening of the Fish 2.0. (Now with 33% less trans fat!)
I saw this article in the Sydney Morning Herald today. A chicken shop sufferd from a “mysterious fire” and police are “treating the fire as suspicious”.
This incident made me ponder two things, specifically. First, if the fire was an act of vandalism (or perhaps, in this day and age, an act of terrorism), what’s the message here? A Holy War against…birds? And why chickens? Chickens aren’t the most dangerous birds known to mankind.
Secondly, why is this story featured on the front page of the newspaper’s web site? Surely there are more important things going on in the world than this?
But the Fish is here to examine the clues and aid the Sydney police in this matter. I know who’s behind it and I’ve got the facts to prove my case. “A Sydney chicken fire lit” is nothing more than an anagram for “Cheney’s a tricky infidel”. Yes, that’s right, Dick Cheney, the man behind the Quailgate conspiracy of ‘06, is the culprit responsible! A jihad against the most delicious ingredient of the McNugget!
Stock up now, folks. Just because chickens can’t soar, doesn’t mean the prices for them won’t. This attack could shake the very foundations of the fast food world as we know it.
More news as events warrant, here on the Fish News Network.
Don’t confuse it with that AWESOME* Robin Williams movie. My neighbor’s dog continues to bark all the time. ALL the time. I’m going to answer the burning question of the ages: Can a dog be bitch slapped?
*it sucked
Because of its incessant barking, I’m going to shoot my neighbor’s dog. And then I am going to shoot my neighbor. And then I will chuckle and finally, at long last, get some sleep.
Greetings. I haven’t forgotten to update, but alas, the Navy has sentenced me to 7 days of 8:30pm-8:30am shiftwork. I’m off Wed morning and I’ll have an update by then.
Plus, I’ve been so busy getting ready for the Oscars. I had to find the perfect thing to wear, etc. But more about that on Wednesday.
For the past week or so I’ve been coughing harder than a chain smoker. I went to medical at work and they gave me Deconsal II. (Yes, believe it or not, once in a while the Navy hands out drugs that actually help you get better rather than just Ibuprofen and water.)
I was bored so I read over the drug’s side effects. The one that caught my eye was “fear”. Apparently taking Deconsal II can scare you. I’d write more about my experience with this medication, but they are watching me even as I write this. Be careful, they could get me at any mome-
I have the greatest brothers in the world and wouldn’t trade them for anything. I had a great time with you guys this weekend and I miss you both.
Drew, I’m glad you’re home and safe again in the USA. We all missed you.
Glenn, keep the laughs and one-liners coming. And make sure Drew doesn’t do anything too stupid.
